Thursday, 8 May 2014

My Most Hated Things (an alternative song, with apologies to Julie Andrews)


Fingers up noses
And dirty nails bitten
Young children swearing
And old tramps a- spitting
Undelivered packages
Back to depot
For you to collect
In the rain or the snow

Cars that park too close
To your little motor
Not flushing toilets
Sports BBQ rota
Homework, ‘Fun Projects’
That require a degree
Bad punctuation 
Crap end of match tea

When the dog farts
When the bee stings
The kids won’t go to bed
These are a few of my most hated things
And so many stiiiiillll unsaid!!!!